10 weeks, 5 days: The dog is still alive...

2 dead beta fish

1 dead garden

4 dead houseplants

1 almost dead dog (totally not our fault, the landlord poisoned her!)



....and we decided to have a baby! I'm preganant! We are very excited and looking foward to an April 20th baby!!



This was the email we sent out to everyone. Here are some of the funniest replies:

"Please keep him/her away from the landlord!"



"If it's any consolation, I did better with kids than I did with pets."



"I guess it's too late to rethink the baby thing, but after 2 dead fish, 1 dead garden, 4 dead houseplants, and the poor dog, I'd say you don't have a very good track record."



"I don't think I would invest any more money in pets. Try stocks or bonds."



"Congratulations on having some strong swimmers. While your resume is a little concerning, I am sure you guys will be great parents."



"What the hell did your landlord do?!?!?"



"No mention of the turtle. Suspicious..."