Thursday, October 27, 2011

Kids say the funniest things

Daddy:  Cooper, why are getting the cherry tomatoes out?  You don’t like tomatoes.

Cooper:  Charyotte wants some.

Daddy:  Are you sure?

Cooper:  Charyotte!  Charyotte!  Do you want some ‘matoes?  You ‘ike ‘matoes?

Charlotte:  [No answer.]

Daddy:  I don’t think she wants any, can you put them back now?

[Mommy and Daddy go about their business not paying attention to Cooper.]

About 5 minutes later…

Daddy:  Hey, hun, do you know where the cherry tomatoes are?

Mommy:  What do you mean?  Are they missing or something?

Daddy:  Well here’s the empty container.

Mommy:  Oh, guess I should pay more attention to my son then.

Daddy:  Cooper, where are the cherry tomatoes?

Cooper: [Nonchalantly raising his hand and pointing toward Scout.']  In Scout.

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I finished reading one of Cooper’s favorite Dr. Seuss books to him, Because a Little Bug Went Ka-Choo!, the other night.  If you haven’t read this story, you should—it’s super cute and I love the bright illustrations.  Basically a little bug sneezes and a chain of mishaps occur.  It gets out of control by the end of the book.  It helps teach cause and effect.  I think Cooper has it figured out.  He very succintly told me at the end of the book, “Dat bug should sneeze into his elbow!”. 

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Charlotte:  Daddy!  Daddy!  Scuse me!

Daddy:  Yes, Charlotte?

Charlotte:  I like lawn-motors.

Daddy:  Um, okay.  You like lawn mowers?

Charlotte:  Yeah.  Do you like lawn-motors?

Daddy:  Well, I’m not sure.  I haven’t put much thought into whether I like lawn mowers or not.

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We went to Starbucks and a little girl was there with her mom.

Charlotte:  Mommy!  Mommy!  Scuse me!

Mommy:  Yes, Charlotte?

Charlotte:  Where’s her brudder?

Mommy:  Whose brother?

Charlotte:  Dat girl’s brudder?

Mommy:  Well not all little girls have a brother.  Do you have a brother?

Charlotte:  Yeah, Coopeh!  She not hab a brudder?

Mommy:  No I don’t think so.

Charlotte:  Oh.

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While I was getting Charlotte dry after a bath…

Charlotte:  Mommy!  Mommy!  Scuse me!

Mommy:  Yes, Charlotte?

Charlotte:  Wall-E doesn’t have legs.  He can’t walk.

Mommy:  No, he doesn’t have any legs.  He has wheels.  How does he move from place to another if he can’t walk?

Charlotte:  He rolls!  Eba fwies! 

Mommy:  That’s right he rolls and Eva flies.  Are they best friends?

Charlotte:  Yeah, they hold hands.

Mommy:  Like this? [I hold her hand.]

Charlotte:  Yeah!

[A minute goes by and we walk into the hallway.]

Charlotte:  We jus hab a conbersation ‘bout Wall-E!!

Mommy:  Yes we did have a conversation about Wall-E.

[Next night getting ready for bath.]

Charlotte:  Mommy, I hab to talk to you.  I want to hab a conbersation ‘bout Wall-E adin.

Mommy:  Okay, we can have a conversation about Wall-E again.

Charlotte:  Wall-E cleans up trash.

Mommy:  Charlotte, I don’t want to talk about trash tonight.  Can we get in the bath and get clean.

Charlotte:  Yeah!

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