Male coworker: If you were a turkey, your little plastic thing would start to pop out.
Me: [Smiles politely.] Yeah I think my belly button is starting to pop out.
Male coworker: What are you now, about 8 months?
Me: No, only 7. I still have 2 more months to go.
[What?!?! I think I was just compared to a turkey!!]
2 comments:
HA HA HA! Guys always know the right thing to say don't they. So funny!
The hospital should give you a turkey baster in your baby welcome bag. Wait. The hospital would charge abou $30 for it so nevermind. My belly button never popped out even at 39 weeks. You will have to take a pic of yours :)
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