Potty Training Cooper

He’s coming around little bit by little bit.  Here’s the latest conversation:

Cooper:  I go potty.  I get two beans.

Me:  No, you get one jelly bean for going potty.

Cooper:  I go potty.  I get one bean.  I go poop I get two beans.

Me:  Yes that’s right.

Cooper:  I go potty. [runs off to the bathroom]

Me:  Okay let me know if you need help.

Cooper:  I going potty!  It coming out my pee hole!

Me:  Um, okay.  I’ve never used that word, it’s called your penis.  But yay!  You’re going potty!

Cooper:  I get two beans now?

Me:  No, one bean for going potty.

Cooper:  I get one bean!

[Get him a bean.]

Cooper:  I go poop now.  I get two beans.

Me:  Okay.

Cooper:  [runs off to the bathroom] I get two beans now.

Me:  No, you didn’t go poop.  You peed a little bit.

Cooper:  I go pee.  I get one bean.

Geez this kid is going to bean me to death!  He definitely knows how to work the system!