Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Birds and the bees

Cooper: Daddy, when I get older can I get condoms?

Daddy: What??!? [trying not to panic, but completely panicking]

Cooper: Condoms

Daddy: What do you mean?

Cooper: Condom books

Daddy: Wait. Look at me. Slow down. Condom books??!?

Cooper: Yeah like the ones with the super heroes in them.

Daddy: Oh you mean comic books! Yes, we can get you comic books when you get older. [huge sigh of relief]

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