In the bath the other night:
Cooper: No, that's my pee-pee.
Charlotte: No it's called our privates.
Cooper: No it's named peanuts. Or penus? Or peanuts?
Me: Cooper you have a penis.
Cooper: what does Charlotte have?
Me: Charlotte has a vagina.
Cooper: Hahaha. It sounds like you are saying China!
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Cooper: Mommy can we get a big brother?
Me: Why do you need a big brother?
Cooper: So he can drive me to school.
Me: Where do we get a big brother?
Cooper: Maybe the wishing well. Will it give me a big brother?
Me: I don't know. What should we do if it doesn't?
Cooper: I can wish for fairy godparents and ask them for a big brother. Or maybe I can wish it on a star.
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