Cooperisms

Honestly this kid cracks me up. He says the funniest stuff. 

At dinner the other night...

Charlotte: I have to go potty!

Cooper: I will take her for you. 

Chris: No Cooper, mommy needs to. 

Me: Cooper you do realize that you are the same age as Charlotte right?

Cooper:  No I'm not, I'm taller. So I can take her. 

Driving home from dinner that same night:

Cooper: I want a big brother. 

Me: Why do you want a big brother?

Cooper: So he can do stuff with me. Like swim lessons and karate. 

Me:  Where are we going to get a big brother?

Cooper: We can steal one!

Me: Steal one from where?

Cooper: From a house. 

Me: How old is this big brother?

Cooper:  9 years old

Me:  How do you know which house has a 9 year old boy to steal?

Cooper: We will have to look in all of them. ::whispers:: We will sneak in all of them and then steal a big brother. 

Me:  Cooper don't you think his family would miss him very much if we stole him?

Cooper:  We can give him back after about 10 years. 

Me:  Did you know that we can just adopt instead of steal someone right?  Kidnapping is illegal honey. 

Cooper:  Then can we adopt a big brother?

Me: Probably not. But Maybe we can find a program online to borrow a big brother.