Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Cooper says funny things

I seriously love the way my children think.  The things they say are awesomely funny.  Cooper tends to say the more random stuff.  Most of these are a collection from FB:

I have no idea how to explain a wire transfer to the kids. Cooper thinks the money gets broken up into tiny pieces and travels along the wires by electricity.

The kids are learning about science, and I think molecules.  They told me: Did you you know everything is made of pollencubes? Our clothes, the paint on the wall, even people are made of pollencubes. You can't see them because they are way deep.  But they aren’t the smallest things.  There are things smaller than pollencubes, but you really can’t see them because they are even deeper.

Cooper asked me how the doctors got him out of my tummy. I told him I had a special spot on my body that babies are born from and he replied with, 'and you don't have that spot anymore because you don't want anymore babies, right?' I had to explain that I still have that spot, but I don't need to use it for babies. He seemed satisfied. Oh wow, birds and the bees starting early!

Cooper asked when he could get those necklaces for his teeth. Lol. I think he means braces.

Cooper said, ‘Sometimes people call me Coop.  Mrs. Crum (his teacher) calls me Coop the Mister.’

Cooper wanted some “beef turkey. Not the peppered kind just the redical kind.” I told him he could have some regular beef jerky. Haha.

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