Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Kid’s say the darndest things.

CONVERSATION #1:

Me:  Guess we need to cut out some TV.

Cooper:  No, you tan’t tut da TB.  It too hawd.  You hap to watt it. (No, you can’t cut the TV.  It’s too hard.  You have to watch it.)

CONVERSATION #2:

Cooper: Dis button knee to be tight. (As he tries to button the buttons on my shirt.)

CONVERSATION #3:

Me:  Charlotte your hair is wild. 

Cooper:  Charyotte knees a hawecut, she hab too much hawe. 

Me:  (freaking out that Cooper will cut Charlotte’s hair)  Who cuts Charlotte’s hair, Cooper?

Cooper:  Me, I do! 

Me:  (Just what I feared!)  No, only mommy and daddy cut Charlotte’s hair. 

Cooper:  Yeah, betause scissows hoot me.

CONVERSATION #4: 

Cooper:  I want chockyate cooties. 

Chris:  Where did you get the chocolate cookies from? 

Cooper:  Tanta. 

Chris:  Santa?

Cooper:  Yep!

CONVERSATION #5:

Chris laying on the couch in the morning with no shirt on.  Charlotte lays with him. 

Charlotte:  You hab an awm pit, I hab awm pit too! (Then she stands up and starts taking off her shirt.)

Chris:  What are you doing?

Charlotte:  I be like you. (And lays back down with him.)  I have nippos like you. (As she points to his nipples and hers.)

Chris:  Yes, you have nipples like me.

CONVERSATION #6:

Cooper:  I nay-id daddy! 

Chris:  Yes, why are you naked Cooper? 

Cooper:  I hab wittow nippos.  You hab big nippos.  (And reaches to touch them since Chris has his shirt off.) 

Chris:  Yes I know where my nipples are Cooper.

CONVERSATION #7:

Charlotte:  Dat’s you mommy!  Dat’s like you! (As she is watching Selena Gomez on the Disney Channel)

Chris:  Her name is like mommy’s?

Charlotte:  Yeah and she like mommy!

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