CONVERSATION #1:
Me: Guess we need to cut out some TV.
Cooper: No, you tan’t tut da TB. It too hawd. You hap to watt it. (No, you can’t cut the TV. It’s too hard. You have to watch it.)
CONVERSATION #2:
Cooper: Dis button knee to be tight. (As he tries to button the buttons on my shirt.)
CONVERSATION #3:
Me: Charlotte your hair is wild.
Cooper: Charyotte knees a hawecut, she hab too much hawe.
Me: (freaking out that Cooper will cut Charlotte’s hair) Who cuts Charlotte’s hair, Cooper?
Cooper: Me, I do!
Me: (Just what I feared!) No, only mommy and daddy cut Charlotte’s hair.
Cooper: Yeah, betause scissows hoot me.
CONVERSATION #4:
Cooper: I want chockyate cooties.
Chris: Where did you get the chocolate cookies from?
Cooper: Tanta.
Chris: Santa?
Cooper: Yep!
CONVERSATION #5:
Chris laying on the couch in the morning with no shirt on. Charlotte lays with him.
Charlotte: You hab an awm pit, I hab awm pit too! (Then she stands up and starts taking off her shirt.)
Chris: What are you doing?
Charlotte: I be like you. (And lays back down with him.) I have nippos like you. (As she points to his nipples and hers.)
Chris: Yes, you have nipples like me.
CONVERSATION #6:
Cooper: I nay-id daddy!
Chris: Yes, why are you naked Cooper?
Cooper: I hab wittow nippos. You hab big nippos. (And reaches to touch them since Chris has his shirt off.)
Chris: Yes I know where my nipples are Cooper.
CONVERSATION #7:
Charlotte: Dat’s you mommy! Dat’s like you! (As she is watching Selena Gomez on the Disney Channel)
Chris: Her name is like mommy’s?
Charlotte: Yeah and she like mommy!
No comments:
Post a Comment