Cooper: Can we have frozen yogurt after dinner.
Me: There isn’t a frozen yogurt near the restaurant.
Cooper: That’s because they closed. They didn’t make enough money so they couldn’t stay open. There are too many frozen yogurt places and sweets really aren’t good for you.
Me: Yes that’s right. Good job explaining microeconomics.
Charlotte: The penguin frozen yogurt place is still open.
Cooper: Why is the penguin place still open?
Chris: Why do you think?
Cooper: Because they have a lot of people and make a lot of money.
Chris: Why do you think people go there?
Charlotte: Because they like the frozen yogurt!
Cooper: Because they have the floor light thing for the kids to play.
Charlotte: Because they have a lot of fruit toppings.
Cooper: And some sugary toppings.
Chris: That’s right. Also, they are near a movie theater.
Me: What can you do after you see a movie?
Cooper/Charlotte: Get frozen yogurt!
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Chris: You guys have Turkey Trot coming up!
Cooper: What is Turkey Rot?
Chris: It’s Turkey Trot. You win a raffle ticket for every lap you run and then they do a drawing to win a turkey. Well a frozen turkey, not a live turkey.
Cooper: Yeah, because you would have to roast the turkey to make it dead.
Me: Well, first you would have to break it’s neck, then cut it’s head off, then pull it’s feathers out, then get the blood and organs out.
Cooper/Charlotte: EWWWWW!
Cooper: Turkeys are disgusting. I do not want to touch their blood. Vampires might though.
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